We all know Bassara does as any good university student does, come exam times.
Study Stress out and procrastinate. So here you are. Musings on MGS. Probably won't make any sense at all to some (Read: most) of you, but..oh well 8D. Oh alright. I assume if you care enough to give me the time of day to READ this, I might as well link some videos for explanation. XD (Cough totally not procrastinating even more)
Warning: Thar be blood and stuff. LINKS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS.
1) The Cardboard Box: Man's true best friend. Your constant companion, your comforter and place of safe refuge. Can
your dog hide you from your enemies? No? Didn't think so.
[link]2) Armour of the Cyborg Ninja: Bind on Pickup. +500 to all stats. Effect: Casts silence on former haters.
[link]3) Johnny: Proof that one need not be "badass" to get a girl.
4) Johnny, we love you but, nothing is more embarrassing than
literally getting caught with your pants down.
[link] 5) Except being caught running around stark naked. Oh Raiden. Least they let Snake keep his pants that other time. (Don't ask for a link. Cannot unsee.

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6) MGS plot twists: So many, you need one twist to explain another.
7) Rosemary: Takes the cake in "worst possible times to call your bf".
8) Fission Mailed: Har.Har. We saw what you did thar, Kojima.
9) The Boss: Consistently making grown men cry manly tears.
10) MGS: The story of how one man battles telekinetic psychos, unsparkly vampires, cyborg ninjas, clones, possessed arms and giant walking tanks to save the world from people who think they're saving the world. Srsly.
And. I'm done. Back to unprocrastinating. Ciao.